April 29, 1999
Jo Davidsmeyer 4:56:24 PM Thursday 29 th Apr 1999 Come on, join in Lieutenant! "Climb Ev'ry Mountain...." Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:1:8 PM Thursday 29 th Apr 1999 "May God forgive me, lieutenant, but I'll say a rosary for you if you can pop that fat Kraut seargent in the *** at this distance." Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:4:30 PM Thursday 29 th Apr 1999 "Pssst! Lieutenant! Name's Schwartz! I'm OSS - don't blow my cover . . . " Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:7:19 PM Thursday 29 th Apr 1999 "You say heez name ees 'LittleJohn'? Does heez wife work wizout a net?" Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:10:50 PM Thursday 29 th Apr 1999 "You see that private with the sourball haircut, Sister? His name's Kirby. He absolutely LOVES practical jokes. Here, take my carbine, aim at his feet, and pull the trigger a few times." King Two snw@gate.net 10:11:13 AM Friday 30 th Apr 1999 You mean her, over there, Lieutenant? Oh, no. You didn't fall for that old "statue in the ruins" con, did you? Have you checked your wallet lately? John 6pence@tfsksu.net 4:35:7 PM Friday 30 th Apr 1999 "Oui, Lootenant, that Sarge got some buns!" FoxBat21 maramius@discoverymail.com 7:37:46 PM Friday 30 th Apr 1999 "Look, she's buzzing the Germans and running them off the road--NOW do you believe she can really fly?" Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 9:7:29 PM Friday 30 th Apr 1999 "Sister, please tell Mother Francella to stop slapping that Kraut colonel. I can't stand seeing a grown man bawl". Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 9:46:9 PM Friday 30 th Apr 1999 "Sank you, Lieutenant, but we will not need your carbine for protection - we fed a Breetish unit two weeks ago - zay were very grateful - we have four Lewis machine guns and a mortar at ze convent." Roy Patrick patrickr@zoomnet.net 8:32:55 AM Saturday 1 st May 1999 Why does Kirby ask so many stupid questions? Harpo harpo@cchat.com 5:44:47 PM Saturday 1 st May 1999 Ze black nun? 'Er name is "Whoopie" .. we let the Bosche have her .. zey are in for a zurprise. Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:14:39 PM Saturday 1 st May 1999 "God's blessings for the safety of you and your men on this mission, Lieutenant - and could you grab me a Luger for a souvenir if you have time?" Russell Puel VWPakiderm@aol.com 8:57:26 PM Saturday 1 st May 1999 What'd I tell you, Lieutenant, they're playing poker again! Gloria Puel Gwewnevere1aol.com 9:0:55 PM Saturday 1 st May 1999 Psst! Lieutenant! If I say a couple of hail Mary's for you, can you get me a date with that cute Cajan, Paul LeMay? tim fitzgerald tfitzg5914@aol.com 2:16:26 PM Sunday 2 nd May 1999 I didn't realize that the platoon could handle my situation that well. Patrick pdicam@aol.com 7:29:15 PM Monday 3 rd May 1999 Lieutenant, is that what your men do for R & R? White Queen rohlendo@blc.edu 10:27:41 PM Monday 3 rd May 1999 "How about that one over there, Hanley? Would you trade me Saunders for her? Please? We can trade back in the morning..." Blasphemy 5:23:16 PM Thursday 6 th May 1999 Is that your carbine or are you just happy to see me, Lieutenant? TBrake tbrake3886@aol.com 9:15:31 PM Thursday 6 th May 1999 "Zer is a pew in the church, Lieutenant." "Yea, I know Sister, but Littlejohn ate the whole squad's bean burrito K-Rations this morning." PAT POPE2846@AOL.COM 4:21:59 PM Sunday 9 th May 1999 "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF ARTILLERY" Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 12:41:3 AM Wednesday 12 th May 1999 "The men have set up a nice makeshift laundry, Sister. Do you have any dirty habits for us?" HH heartmatch@hotmail.com 1:29:30 PM Wednesday 12 th May 1999 Lieutenant, will Preparation H really help with this darn abdominal itch?
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