June 22, 1999

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A Day in June

Rick Jason and Vic Morrow in the episode "A Day in June"
Copyright ABC-TV


Jo Davidsmeyer snw@gate.net 10:0:33 PM Tuesday 22 nd Jun 1999

Yeah, Vic, I can see him from here. There's the lousy Kraut who stole your Thompson.


Dave Shultz shultzds@lava.net 3:8:40 AM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

Wait a minute, he's got your helmet cover too! And you won't believe what he's using it for!


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:35:58 AM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

"Saunders, you moron! The enemy's *this* way! I keep telling you, there *ARE* no "French babes" on this beach!"


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:38:11 AM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

"I just got this uniform back from the dry cleaners - I'm not climbing on that greasy tank!"


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:48:51 AM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

"Wait - I think I see one! . . . Yeah! There's a porta-potty right over there!"


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:53:43 AM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

"Yep - the tank commander says we're out of gas. Start pushing, Saunders - I'll cover you from up here."


Noobee ICUR12@webtv.net 7:20:56 PM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

"Hey Saunders, how do I get down from here?"


IRONTOOTH gallin@ghc.ctc.edu 8:17:14 PM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

Just wait until we find that dirty &^% (^!!XX> payroll clerk that "forgot" to sign our paychecks!


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:42:34 PM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

"Now everyone listen to me! We hereby declare this to be a new and soverign country, called "Hanleyville"! (Shut UP Saunders, we'll work out the details later!!)"


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 11:41:5 PM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

PULL!


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 11:43:22 PM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

...and in yet another publicity stunt, Jason and Morrow assumed their "toy Army soldier" stances for the cameras...


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 11:46:3 PM Wednesday 23 rd Jun 1999

"...No, I'm sure of it! Quiet, Chip. There it is again! Someone just unsnapped a bra ... I'm sure of it. But, where? ..."


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 9:7:40 AM Thursday 24 th Jun 1999

"If I am elected governor of Normandy . . ."


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 8:11:58 PM Thursday 24 th Jun 1999

OK, I got west covered, Chip you do north. The tank cannon points east and the 50 cal on top is due south. Presto! We're a compass rose, now!


Nathaniel Bridger nbridger@hotbot.com 11:12:17 PM Thursday 24 th Jun 1999

"Here they come over the hill, Lieutenant: you get the Brit, and the other two, --and I'll get the guy in the silly Aussie hat!"


RWZ rmantoon@qni.com 1:11:11 AM Friday 25 th Jun 1999

Shut up Hanley, you ain't never making Lieutenant. Now get down off that tank before I pop a cap in your a--.


Judi jubaliv@aol.com 4:30:0 PM Friday 25 th Jun 1999

"Hey Saunders, now this is what I call traveling first class."


Judi jubaliv@aol.com 4:44:24 PM Friday 25 th Jun 1999

"Hey, Saunders, you should see the view from here."


Pat Sewell pwsewell@webmail.bellsouth.com 5:19:53 PM Friday 25 th Jun 1999

I knew I smelled Spam! If those supply trucks come any nearer, shoot out their tire, Saunders!


deradler bbest@bright.net 6:38:32 PM Friday 25 th Jun 1999

Saunders some day they will make little green plastic men that look just us.


Pat Sewell pwsewell@webmail.bellsouth.com 8:12:10 PM Friday 25 th Jun 1999

They've got the hot showers set up, Saunders. Keep the men under control. There's even soap!


FireFox maramius@discoverymail.com 3:22:5 AM Saturday 26 th Jun 1999

"Aw, come on, Rick-- enough of 'This La-a-a-a-nd is M-i-i-i-ne', already!"


Nathaniel Bridger nbridger@hotbot.com 7:32:44 AM Sunday 27 th Jun 1999

"Yeah, yeah, you're the King of the World....Now see if you can spot that ice machine!"


Lisa mediagirl@hotmail.com 8:55:25 AM Sunday 27 th Jun 1999

"Saunders...aren't you carrying this road rage thing a little too far?''


Judi jubaliv@aol.com 10:14:24 AM Sunday 27 th Jun 1999

Looies rule!


FireFox maramius@discoverymail.com 8:47:55 PM Sunday 27 th Jun 1999

"Hey, there's Joe Kubert---Looks like we'll both make the "Haunted Tank" cover again!"


John 6pence@tfsksu.net 9:1:11 PM Sunday 27 th Jun 1999

"Let me guess, they closed the hatch on your bootlace again?


Shultz shultzds@lava.net 9:56:41 PM Sunday 27 th Jun 1999

Sarge, do ya think any of those ignoramuses in the viewing audience will notice I'm riding a Patton tank, which weren't even in existence 'til after the Korean War?


PatDC chalet@parroinfo.net 10:44:23 AM Monday 28 th Jun 1999

What are Zulus doing in this part of the country?


Mary Coleman hgeowells@earthlink.net 3:32:22 PM Tuesday 29 th Jun 1999

Hey Vic, the roach coach is coming, call break!!


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 11:12:27 PM Tuesday 29 th Jun 1999

"Nobody moves till I find my contact lens! Saunders? - any luck yet?"


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 11:14:43 PM Tuesday 29 th Jun 1999

"What the . . .? Hey Hanley - they're putting that Brit General Montgomery in charge of our unit! That's it - I quit!"


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 11:19:41 PM Tuesday 29 th Jun 1999

"Mom?? Is that you?? How did you get to Norm . . . Get OUTTA here, you're gonna get killed!! . . . Uhhh, did you say *cookies*??"


Black Cat Alaska@hotmail.com 9:15:19 PM Thursday 1 st Jul 1999

Hey Hanley! Get off the bloody tank. Your're wreckin' the new wax job I just had done on it.


Buck Private talbus@pangea.ca 12:16:16 AM Friday 2 nd Jul 1999

Hanley get down! Get down! We can see the boys taking the bunker from down here...[bleep] it, where's that smoke???


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 10:21:40 PM Friday 2 nd Jul 1999

Navy's up by two touchdowns, Saunders. Looks like we're gonna have to rev 'er up and cause "a little distraction".


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 10:24:17 PM Friday 2 nd Jul 1999

"I'll be [bleep]ed! There's an old man selling fruit from a pushcart over by that Kraut 88 emplacement! The French - you gotta love 'em!"

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