May 13, 1999



From the Combat! episode "Missing in Action"
In photo: Shecky Greene (kneeling), Pierre Jalbert, Rick Jason (seated), Barton Heyman, and Louis Mercier
Image copyright ABC-TV.
Photo from the collection of Janice Payne.


Tony 9:29:4 PM Thursday 13 th May 1999

"Now, don't anyone jiggle my elbow! I've almost got the last BB in the clown's eye!"


Tony 9:31:48 PM Thursday 13 th May 1999

"Wait a sec, men - I had the map upside down. There we go. OK - we're in the middle of the minefield right now."


Tony 9:34:32 PM Thursday 13 th May 1999

"Uh, Lieutenant - I think you mean "mine field" (Ya see, Braddock - I told ya these 90 day wonders can't spell!)"


Block 11:15:49 PM Friday 14 th May 1999

" say,Braddock.....ya got anymore of Colonel Clyde's cigars ? "


Bill sgtsaundrs@aol.com 3:14:20 AM Saturday 15 th May 1999

Braddock you get the food. Caje you get the girls. I'll bring the wine. We all meet at this point at 22 hundred hours for the best party of this war.


Block WyteRook@aol.com 9:19:37 AM Saturday 15 th May 1999

"Hey Braddock....give this old guy a coupla yer dead batteries, and send him packin'...he smells like old cheese !"


Patrick pdicam@aol.com 10:34:34 AM Saturday 15 th May 1999

What's a four letter word for 'taking a wash'?


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 1:21:55 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

...and then Goldilocks said "This bed is JUST right!" and she crawled in and .. Kirby! This is a fairy tale, not a smut novel!


harpo harpo@cchat.com 1:25:9 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

Shecky, it clearly says you die right here in scene 24. Ya gotta die, man! No moanin' and rollin' around and survivin'. You DIE! You can DIE, can't you? DIE, Shecky! This time you DIE, dude!


harpo harpo@cchat.com 1:25:24 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

Shecky, it clearly says you die right here in scene 24. Ya gotta die, man! No moanin' and rollin' around and survivin'. You DIE! You can DIE, can't you? DIE, Shecky! This time you DIE, dude!


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 1:28:1 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

OK. I wanna know which one o' you dogfaces got into my diary. I WILL find out ...


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 5:16:36 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

"You say that spot marked on the map is a winery, Grandpere? Really! How many bott . . ahhh, Germans are there?"


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 7:32:38 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

And THIS! This one is my grandmother when she was in high school. Here's my third grade buddy, Roland. Hey, pay attention ...


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 7:34:24 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

This is MY Sears catalog, and I want it back. And the lingerie section had BETTER still be there ...


Bigdunk Bigdunk2000@webtv.net 8:0:52 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

What's a six-letter word for engaging the enemy?


Nathaniel Bridger maramius@discoverymail.com 9:57:31 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

"See...? 'Insert tab (B) into slot (C), making sure that flanges (D) do not extend beyond supports (F) but remain parallel with (A)'."


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 11:48:37 PM Saturday 15 th May 1999

"You deliver?? Out *here*?? OK, then, we'll have a large pizza with everything!"


John 6pence@tfsksu.net 12:26:25 AM Sunday 16 th May 1999

if you don't quit breathing down my neck, You won't get to smell this scratch and sniff


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 1:20:2 AM Sunday 16 th May 1999

"It's called a Ouija board, Pops. I use it to make all my command decisions. Braddock and I will show you how it works . . . "


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 1:49:19 AM Sunday 16 th May 1999

"Okay - in the first panel, Dick Tracy says to Wrinkles: 'The jig is up, Wrinkles; you're coming with me!' Caje, you wanna translate this into French for the old man?"


Block WyteRook@aol.com 3:7:57 AM Sunday 16 th May 1999

"Block told me to watch out for old guys pretending to be French ! Why didn't he warn me about Vegas types pretending to be veterans ?!"


Block WyteRook@aol.com 5:25:43 PM Sunday 16 th May 1999

"What's this ? Hey ! Does anyone remember Braddock getting a Yahtzee ? I can't believe you man ! Cheating in a kid's game ! "


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 6:17:17 PM Sunday 16 th May 1999

"Lessee - 'Dear Abby: I'm a Sergeant in charge of a combat platoon in France, and I'm at my wits end with problems. My BAR man is a jerk,' Ha! ' . . . my point man is a snobbish Cajun', Heh, Heh! ' . . .and my Lieutenant is a useless Mary-girl . . .' HEEYYY!"


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 6:28:54 PM Sunday 16 th May 1999

"Yes, I *know* it's a guarantee for compensation for the use of your barn, Monsiuer, but it's dated July 30, 1918! It expired a whole war ago!"


Ray ray@moty.com 7:53:18 PM Monday 17 th May 1999

Hey! If you keep drowling on my shoulder, I'm putting away the pin-up pictures.


Ray ray@mocty.com 8:3:57 PM Monday 17 th May 1999

Drooling, druling, drewling. Oh to heck with it. I hope spelling doesn't count.


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 9:57:5 PM Monday 17 th May 1999

"Yes, my son . . . could you excuse me, Grandpere, I'm hearing Braddock's confession".


Patrick pdicam@compuserve.com 4:4:46 PM Tuesday 18 th May 1999

Hey Louie, is that some strange French cologne I smell or did you just break wind?


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 12:31:15 AM Wednesday 19 th May 1999

Let's see ... "Rifle, Browning Automatic" ... yeah, this is it. Picture matches, too. OK, now which button is it you don't understand?


Alvin Bisel abisel@eatrhlink.net 2:29:31 PM Wednesday 19 th May 1999

"Dammit! Hold still. I just about got your drawing done. Your next Pops."


FoxBat21 maramius@discoverymail.com 10:40:40 PM Wednesday 19 th May 1999

"I keep telling you---there is NO DRAGON LADY in the 'Steve Canyon' Comic Strip!"


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:1:17 PM Thursday 20 th May 1999

Uh, Caje, could you tell the old Frenchman - very politely - that this map of downtown Toulouse really isn't going to be much help to us?"


Foxbat21 maramius@discoverymail.com 9:40:26 PM Friday 21 st May 1999

"Okay, Okay ---The NEXT Comic Book will be 'Terry and The Pirates'. And NO DROOLING on the Dragon Lady!"


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 11:22:54 AM Saturday 22 nd May 1999

The map indicates that if we keep on this way, we'll end up in a city called "Kosovo". I really don't think we wanna do that ...


PHIL KIRDULIS PHILIP.KIRDULIS@QUANTUM.COM 10:22:15 PM Saturday 22 nd May 1999

WAIT A MINUTE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BRING THE BULLETS!


Tom tande1054@aol.com 12:59:3 AM Sunday 23 rd May 1999

I'm going to use these pages for toilet paper, and you men don't need to watch. NOW GET OUTTA HERE!


Bill D bdesros1@maine.rr.com 4:45:51 PM Sunday 23 rd May 1999

Look, the script says I had the next line, OK?


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 5:41:26 PM Sunday 23 rd May 1999

"Hey, you show four strokes on hole six ... you didn't count the chip shot over the pillbox, did you?"


Harpo harpo@cchat.com 5:44:48 PM Sunday 23 rd May 1999

"That's right, folks ... me 'n the boys always like to unwind with a campfire song and a story from Grimm's Fairy Tales. We got guns, so if ya wanna MAKE somethin' of it .."


Tony ameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 9:11:23 PM Sunday 23 rd May 1999

"This is an outrage! Take this menu back to the chef immediately, Grandpere. Tell him we had the Escargot Marseilles and Filet of Sole Amandine just last week!"


Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 9:17:26 PM Sunday 23 rd May 1999

"I wanna finish this book tonight. Braddock, you still got my crayons with you?"

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