Far From the Brave - Season 1, Episode 5, Syndication
No. 14
written by Burt Kennedy
[Scene: Kirby picks up Grady Longs BAR and makes believe hes killing the
enemy while Littlejohn and Caje sit on the ground at a cook fire.]
LITTLEJOHN: Hey, watch what youre doing with that thing, Kirby.
CAJE: You want to kill somebody, Kirby?
KIRBY: Krauts, just Krauts old buddy. Thats all. Thats what I call a gun!
LITTLEJOHN: Thats what youre SUPPOSED to call a rifle. Dont you
remember anything they taught you in basic training, Kirby?
KIRBY: Now look, Im alive aint I? I must have picked up one or two things
along the way, right?
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah, like digging your hole deeper than anyone else. Always volunteering
to be the getaway man.
KIRBY: You kill me, Littlejohn.
LITTLEJOHN: Its crossed my mind.
The Leader Season 4, Episode 31, Syndication No. 127
Esther & Bob Mitchell
[Scene: Surrounded by enemy forces, with Saunders missing and Caje seriously wounded
Kirby, in charge of the squad, leaves to reconnoiter a farmhouse.]
SCOTT: Whats he going to do at the farmhouse?
MAYNARD: Maybe he thinks hes going to find a tank with the motor running. Boy are
we in bad shape: four dead, three wounded, cutoff and surrounded, and Kirby in charge.
LITTLEJOHN: What would you do, Maynard?
MAYNARD: Pull back and work our way to the C.P.
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah, sure. With three wounded men and Kraut patrols between us and home.
MAYNARD: So well take our chances. Couldnt be any worse than this. Or do
you just want to sit around and wait to be killed just because Kirby said so?
LITTLEJOHN: Thats right Maynard, because Kirbys in charge. Maybe you think
you could do better. But like I said, Kirbys in charge, so why dont you just
shut up!
Glow against the Sky - Season 2, Episode 8, Syndication No. 4
written by Kay Lenard and Jess Carneol
[Scene: Having rescued Billy, Littlejohn, Kirby and Caje are back behind the American
lines standing outside a building with a Red Cross truck parked outside. Saunders exits
the building and walks towards the men.]
LITTLEJOHN: Hey Sarge, how was he? Is he going to be all right?
KIRBY: Whats the word, huh?
CAJE: Is he going to be all right?
SAUNDERS: Oh, hes fine. Hes sleeping.
KIRBY: Hey thats very good.
CAJE: Wonderful.
LITTLEJOHN: Thats great! Sarge theres no hard feeling?
SAUNDERS: No Littlejohn, no hard feelings. Its all fixed. Youre being
transferred to Sgt. MacDunnas squad.
LITTLEJOHN: Sarge! You cant do that!
SAUNDERS: Well, its done. Mackys waiting for you to report in now. You
better get going, you know Mack. He goes strictly by the book.
LITTLEJOHN: But Sarge!
SAUNDERS: By the book. [Littlejohn walks dejectedly away from the group.]
CAJE: Hey, Sarge? Arent you leaning on him kind of hard?
KIRBY: You cant just turn that big ape out on the street.
CAJE: Yeah, hes a good guy Sarge.
SAUNDERS: Well, one week of temporary duty with Mack and hell be glad to get back
to where he belongs. Hell appreciate it then.
[The three walk past Littlejohn ignoring his plaintive look, and as the music swells
Littlejohn plops down on the curb, with head hung low and arms dangling over his knees.
For all the world the image incarnate of a dejected little boy.]
Far From the Brave - Season 1, Episode 5, Syndication No. 14
written by Burt Kennedy
[The Scene: Nighttime indoors. Billy starts raking the ground with one hand...]
BILLY: Littlejohn?
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah. What's the matter?
BILLY: You're going to be mad at me again.
LITTLEJOHN: I am? Why?
BILLY: Look! [Holds up grenade.]
LITTLEJOHN: I'm looking.
BILLY: The pin! It's gone.
LITTLEJOHN: It's gone?
BILLY: You see, it was loose, and I was trying to bend it so it wouldn't come out, and
I dropped it. I can't find it!
LITTLEJOHN: Well, don't let go of the handle.
BILLY: I wont, I wont!
LITTLEJOHN: How many times have I told you not to fool around with grenades, Billy?
BILLY: Well, I was trying' to...
LITTLEJOHN: Just trying to blow your head off, not to mention the rest of us.
BILLY: It's got to be here someplace! If the sergeant finds out about this he'll really
give it to me good.
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah, like the time you washed your rifle in soap and water.
BILLY: Ooo, yeah.
LITTLEJOHN: [Littlejohn finds and palms grenade pin.] Well, I guess you're going to
have to sit up all night and hold that handle, Billy.
BILLY: I can't do that!
LITTLEJOHN: Only thing you can do if you want to stay in one piece
Billy,
[Littlejohn holds up pin] give it here.
BILLY: Ah, thanks.
LITTLEJOHN: [As he inserts grenade pin, he mouths
] Son of a b _ _ _ _.
Cat and Mouse Season 1, Episode 9, Syndication No. 15
Written by Robert Altman
[Scene: While passing through a cemetery the squad takes cover from a mortar attack.]
HANLEY: Dig in!
LITTLEJOHN: Is he kidding?
CAJE: What?
HANLEY: You heard me, dig in.
LITTLEJOHN: This is one hole I thought somebody else would dig for me.
Night Patrol Season 1, Episode 22, Syndication No. 24
Written by Frank Jesse, Quentin Sparr
[The Scene: Littlejohn and Billy enter cave
]
BILLY: This place gives me the creeps.
LITTLEJOHN: Creeps?
BILLY: Yeah, just look at it.
LITTLEJOHN: Whats wrong with it?
BILLY: Well, its so weird.
LITTLEJOHN: Weve got a cave back home. It was full of bats.
BILLY: Bats!
LITTLEJOHN: Those things that hang upside down.
BILLY: Well, you dont suppose theres... theres any around here, do
ya?
LITTLEJOHN: Theres a way to find out.
BILLY: Whats that?
LITTLEJOHN: Take off your hat.
BILLY: My hat?
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah, bats like to swoop down and get in your hair.
BILLY: They do
LITTLEJOHN: Fellow back home got a bat in his beard. Took two barbers and a game warden
to get it out.
BILLY: Krhhh! Youre kidding.
LITTLEJOHN: You think so? Take off your hat.
Next in Command - Season 1, Episode 18, Syndication No. 23
Burt Kennedy
[The Scene: Billy spots Littlejohn riding a bicycle through town.]
BILLY: Hey, Littlejohn! Hey, whered you get the bike?
LITTLEJOHN: Havent got time to talk to you Billy. Im a courier taking a
message from Lt. Hanley to the sergeant.
BILLY: Oh yeah? Whats up?
LITTLEJOHN: You know better than to ask a courier a question like that
Were
moving out.
BILLY: Moving out?
LITTLEJOHN: You heard me.
BILLY: Where to?
LITTLEJOHN: There you go again pumping me, Billy.
BILLY: Well, I ... I was only trying to find out
LITTLEJOHN: You were only taking advantage of a friendship to get information! A place
called Beauvey [spelling?]
Seems theres a farmhouse on a hill.
BILLY: Littlejohn, that farmhouse on a hill, has it got any Krauts on it?
LITTLEJOHN: Aint they always?
Bridgehead - Season 2, Episode 2 Syndication No. 39
Written by Edward J. Lakso
[The Scene: Littlejohn lies wounded on a table as Doc attends to his wound.]
LITTLEJOHN: Doc did you? Did you see what I did to him? Did you see the way he was
lying there at the bridge?
DOC: Yeah, well youre hurt pretty bad. Theres no point in making it any
worse. Now you just like back and take it easy. Now, come on.
LITTLEJOHN: You couldnt see his face when he looked up at me. He was so helpless,
so scared.
DOC: Okay, just take it/a easy now. Well talk about it later, Okay?
[Lt. Hanley enters cellar.]
HANLEY: How you doing, Littlejohn?
LITTLEJOHN: Lieutenant? Lieutenant, I gotta tell you. Ou... out there, I bungled.
DOC: Well talk about that later Littlejohn.
[After 39 seconds of dialogue between Lt. Hanley and Doc, the famous "get me a
gun" scene, we return to Littlejohn.]
HANLEY: Shrope. Anybody else?
LITTLEJOHN: Scott! I killed Scott, Lieutenant! I killed him and then I crawled over
him. I CRAWLED OVER HIM.
DOC: Littlejohn, Saunders and Scott tried to blast the Krauts out with their grenades.
They were working from the bridge. Littlejohn tripped. He couldnt help it.
LITTLEJOHN: It was my fault. I was stupid, clumsy.
DOC: A Kraut was shooting at you! You couldnt help what happened.
LITTLEJOHN: Scott, he was one of the nicest guys I ever met, and he wasnt mad at
anybody. He
all he ever wanted to do was tell those stories of his and make people
laugh. And I had to
DOC: Take it easy, youre bleeding.
LITTLEJOHN: I dont care. I killed, Lieutenant. I killed him.
Next in Command - Season 1, Episode 18, Syndication No. 23
Written by Burt Kennedy
[The Scene: Littlejohn on bicycle continues down the street with Billy at his side.]
LITTLEJOHN: Hey hows that new corporal doing?
BILLY: Who? Cross?
LITTLEJOHN: Is that his name or his disposition?
BILLY: Ha, ha. Both! John Cross. You know theres something really strange about
him. I mean it. The way he keeps to himself all the time. Ill bet he hasnt
said more than two words to me since he joined the outfit.
LITTLEJOHN: Well thats cause youre talking all the time, Billy. Never give
him a chance.
BILLY: It goes deeper than that. I mean, theres something REALLY wrong with him.
You know how I am about sensing things.
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah, like the time you sensed there werent any Krauts on Omaha
Beach?
BILLY: Well.
LITTLEJOHN: The trouble with you is you worry too much, Billy. Why dont you just
relax and enjoy the war like the rest of us?
BILLY: Well you mark my words, Littlejohn. That fellow, Cross, has got a problem.
LITTLEJOHN: So have we, Billy, a little farmhouse on a hill.
The Brothers - Season 5, Episode 4, Syndication No. 134
written by Irve Turnick
[The Scene: Littlejohn comes upon Marcel Paulon who has just killed a German Soldier.
Suddenly Leon, Marcel's older brother appears, sees Marcel on his knees and thinking
Marcel wounded, rushes to his side.]
Leon: Marcel!
Littlejohn: Dont worry. He killed his Kraut for you.
Next in Command - Season 1, Episode 18, Syndication No. 23
Written by Burt Kennedy
[The Scene: Kirby has just finished giving his opinion about Cpl. Crosss
situation.]
LITTLEJOHN: Anybody who knows about stepping on toes, itll be you Kirby.
KIRBY: Why dont you drop dead ya big ox.
CAJE: Dont pay attention to him, Littlejohn. Hes his own worse enemy.
LITTLEJOHN: You wanna bet?
Next in Command - Season 2, Episode 18, Syndication No. 23
Written by Burt Kennedy
[The Scene: Night at the farmhouse.]
LITTLEJOHN: Rotten night!
BILLY: Wonder how long theyre gonna leave us up here?
LITTLEJOHN: Sergeant said 24 hours or more.
BILLY: Maybe less if the Germans find out we moved in.
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah.
BILLY: Hey, Littlejohn?
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah?
BILLY: I checked the headspace on this thing 5 times already, and I still cant
pull the trigger.
LITTLEJOHN: Tighten the barrel?
BILLY: Yeah.
LITTLEJOHN: Bag it off one click?
BILLY: I thought it was one turn.
LITTLEJOHN: One click.
BILLY: You know, its amazing how much you know about weapons
[Billy sees
the suspicious look come over Littlejohns face]
No, I mean it! The way, the
way you handle air-cools, water-cools, carbines,
everything.
LITTLEJOHN: All right, lets have it.
BILLY: What?
LITTLEJOHN: Well, youre not building me up for nothing. Did you do something
wrong, Billy?
BILLY: Well it wasnt my fault.
LITTLEJOHN: What wasnt?
BILLY: I heard a hiss as we were coming over the wall at the foot of the hill.
LITTLEJOHN: A hiss?
BILLY: Yeah, well I must have caught it on a sharp rock or something.
LITTLEJOHN: What caught?
BILLY: The tire. Look!
LITTLEJOHN: Flat!
BILLY: As a pancake.
LITTLEJOHN: I told you to be careful, Billy.
BILLY: Well, it was an accident, Im sorry
[Billy chuckles.]
LITTLEJOHN: Whats so funny?
BILLY: I was thinking, maybe Doc could fix it. Hes good at patching things up.
LITTLEJOHN: Well you better get him to work on our friendship, Billy. Cause Im
just about ready to split the blanket with you.
BILLY: Well, I said I was sorry.
LITTLEJOHN: Well you dont act it. You have any idea how far it is between inner
tubes in this country?
Head Count - Season 5, Episode 8, Syndication No. 139
Written by James Menzies
[The Scene: After successfully bringing in 17 German prisoners Littlejohn, Saunders,
Kirby lay resting outside a building in the town where battalion is head quartered.]
KIRBY: All those prisoners. Ought to be some kind of medal we could get for that.
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah, they ought to give me one for each foot.
[Littlejohn notices an American captain get out of a jeep. He bolts upright as he
realizes it is the German Corporal Wiltz.]
WILTZ: As you were fellas. Im Captain Wiltz.
SAUNDERS: Are you Intelligence?
WILTZ: Im on my way to G-2 and I wanted you guys to know what a great job you
did. My German kameraden have been talking a lot. It was worth the trip. Well, good luck
to you.
KIRBY: Ah, I knew it. I knew he was an officer all the time.
LITTLEJOHN: Pewffff! We should have shot him when we had a chance.